VD: Tequila & Porn 2010

***Adult only content.***


The attendance or my annual Anti-Valentines Day Party this year was less than previous years, but we still had a core group of fun folks to make for a lively and enjoyable time. We mixed some vintage 70's Porn with some modern day takes.

We started with Debbie Does Dallas and Sex World. Manhunters offered an interesting mix of elements and managed to blend true storyline, action and sex pretty well. After only making it through 20 minutes of the Twilight porn, we suffered through 'One Night in Paris". Even on 16x fast forward it was tedious. No wonder they had to include an hour of 'bonus' previews of other titles.

We went with Margarita's this year since so few people are willing to take the plunge and do a proper Tequila tasting, bit fortunately that just meant more of the good stuff for those of us with adventurous tastes. I'm a big fan of Corazon.


The general consensus on this years entertainment is:

1. Paris Hilton is the most boring lay. E.V.E.R.

2. There is something almost quaint and innocent about much of the porn from the 70's. Debbie Does Dallas was almost cheerful and 'innocent' compared to much of todays harsh and vulgar offerings.

3. Even though the female star was so skinny she was actually a turn off, 'This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody" is still a far better film than the actual movie it is based on.

4. Rocco Siffredi, freak though he is, still provides the single most impressive scene any of us has ever seen wherein he goes from having standing sex with a woman who is wrapped around him, her legs over his arms (facing each other) and then she back bends, still with her legs over his arms and he manages to bicep curl woman up and down his penis. Oh, did I mention they were on a staircase? Yeah. So. Eat that hairy tubmeister Ron Jeremy.


If you have friends who are smart, fun, adventurous and open-minded, I highly recommend you try a 'Tequila & Porn" themed party. It is pretty amazing the conversations that occur, you certainly don't have to worry about trying to come up with small talk.

Recovering...

from way too much fun at last nights Anti-Valentines Tequila & Porn Party. Smashing success. The adult theme entertainment offered endless conversation starters and opportunity for commentary. Everyones parting words were (circa 4:30am kick out time), "When can we do this again?!"

WARNING: this post is 18+ only, if you are under the age of 18, STOP READING now. k, thx

We watched a number of different films from various genres and time periods. I'm taking the time here today to review them and share some general impressions.

We started off with Vintage Burlesque which was a DVD burn of an old VHS tape of a collection of Burlesque dancers from the earliest days up to the 70's or so. It was both entertaining and informative. It allowed for easy viewing without interrupting conversation flow and was a great introduction to the nights activities.

Next up was some Hentai, which was, as I had been warned, rather strange and disturbing. Plant monsters raping young girls with their freaky tentacles. Eww.

After the creepy cartoons, we watched a DVD of some of the old Betty Page films, which were fabulous, of course. Then we segued into a vinyl/fetish film that explores various bondage related fetishes, which we viewed on x2 fast forward. It was mostly tedious, with drawn out scenes of flogging that moved on to electro stimulation via various attachments followed by some rather unengaging girl-on-girl-on-girl action involving saran wrap and some, lets just say, 'that ought not go there'. All in all the modern fetish vid was a bust, where as the previous vintage fetish was an all around hit. Just something to do with the energy of the participants I think. The Betty Page era participants had a much brighter spark and where clearly having fun, whereas the contemporary women seemed to be 'enduring' the process by focusing their minds on their paycheck.

When everyoen was fianlly ready for the 'real' porn, we popped in a vintage XXX film from 1976, Alice in Wonderland, a musical porno. It was fantastic and hilarious with several song and dance sequences and reasonable acting skills during the many non-sexual scenes, with good cinematography along with interesting scenes and costumes. Fun times.

We completed the night with Porn Wars, an adult film spoof of the Star Wars Trilogy complete with cheesey special effects to go with the cheesey dialog. The was fantastic and fabulous fun. My only complaint with it was that unlike Alice where they included several brief sexual scenes in a film, this seemes like they were merging an adult film with a bad C-level movie and the run time was excessively long as were some of the sexual scenes.

We also had a selection of tequilas as well as other libations, including: Don Julio, Cuervo 1800 Resposa, Milagro, Patron Silver and Corazon, which is my new favorite.

At future Tequila & Porn parties I shall include various games (with prizes!) to up the fun even more, such as T&P Bingo where guests are looking for specific dialog, actions, or situations like 'fingernails that long ought not to go there' or a few rounds of pausing the film at key points to 'Guess what happens next!'.

Good times ahead.

Tuaca

Tuaca (Italian pronunciation: [tu. a:ca] is a brand of liqueur produced by the Tuoni and Canepa families of Livorno, Italy The liqueur is sweet and golden brown in color. Its ingredients include brandy, essence of Mediterranean Lemon, Orange, and Vanilla. Vanilla is the dominant flavor. It is bottled at 70 proof (35% ABV).

The recipe supposedly dates back to the Renaissance. A legend claims that it was created for Lorenzo the Magnificent.

Tuaca has been sold in the US since the 1950s and can be bought in most liquor stores in the Liqueur section.

This liqueur is always a big hit at my gatherings. Even though my bar is better stocked than most commercial Bars and Restaurants, a few friends and I went through a whole bottle of Tuaca last night. One of things I like most about Tuaca is that is so simple to drink. The citrus and vanille mix well with lots of things, but really just drinking it chilled and over ice is great, or maybe with a bit of natural sweet and sour mix. It makes for a fantastic shot for people who don't normally ever like shots and still works for those who make doing shots look like a profession.

The best I can describe it would be similiar to an amaretto, but with a bit of bite, vaguely sweet but not a syrupy and overly sweet as I can handle (like my Butterscotch Schnapps over ice). My tequila drinking friends put aside the Patron Silver for some more Tuaca. Nuff said.

For a more info and drink recipies, see http://www.tuaca.com/home.aspx

На русском языке

Enjoyed a delightful dinner night before last with my dear friends Kristen & JJ, both of whom work in the food industry at well know locations here in LA. Kristen made a delicious, all from scratch, 4-course Russian themed meal:

Cream Cheese and Salmon on Crostini
Borscht with Sour Cream
Hand made Bread (courtesy of her fella)
Beef Stuffed Cabbage
Potato Pierogis with Sauerkraut
aked White Raisin Cheesecake.

And, of course the requisite Vodka, Lithuanian Gold in honor of her heritage. Sweet, but with a mighty heat to it.

Nothing better than good food, good drink, good friends, good cheer.

Приветствия к вашему здоровью!

Cheers to your health!